1. What the hell is with those teeny, tiny front pockets they now put in jeans? Even if you are the owner of a pair of very small hands, you can only get, at most, half of your fingers in there, so just forget about carrying some cash or a shopping list in there. Are people actually THAT fearful of getting the dreaded "pocket lines" across their upper thighs? The only thing worse than this type of pocket is a completely fake pocket.
2. When you die and your spirit leaves the physical world, and you go on to live in the afterlife, I've heard people speculating that you can present yourself as whatever age most appeals to you. If this is so, I think I'd choose to be 28, but my big question is: If I chose 28, does that mean I have to sport the hairstyle and clothes I wore when I was 28, or can I mix and match decades? I'm not quite sure I want to get stuck wearing what I wore in the 90s for the rest of eternity.
3. At the time of this writing, QVC is currently selling, for $28.49, a device that reaches for the toilet paper when you can't reach for it yourself. Why is this even necessary? If you have limited mobility, isn't it still easier to just remove the roll of toilet paper from the holder and put it in an accessible location before you sit down? In my humble opinion, you still can't beat opposable digits.
